Tuesday, September 29, 2009

I love facebook

if only for the mentals.

i posted a link to this very blog as a status update... see if you can guess which commenter is the mental.

(status update linking to blog goes here)

Nicholas Braid
Aren't you supposed to have something interesting or witty to say if you have your own blog? Your tedious life is so not worth commenting on and your hellishly introspective status updates are akin to a 2 year old baby screaming, "look at me!!!" Yes we're all looking, very good!!!


Leigh
Ohhhh this is dick hole ass gayds!?


ME
aren't you only supposed to comment if you have something interesting or witty to say? Your tedious comments are so not worth commenting on and your hellishly introspective comments are akin to a 2 year old baby screaming, "look at me!!!" Yes we're all looking, very good.

i only do status updates for you. I really only want to hear your opinion ... Read Moreon things. seeing as you are so witty and interesting. it's very good that you can use dictionary.com but really, there's no need for an essay every time you want to express yourself in a vain hope to impress others. don't you have real friends to interact with?

Nicholas Braid
Where's Quinny and that other fag?

ME
they're just sitting on the internet waiting for you to comment retardedly on someone's status update so they can counter-comment. Their "an effwit just commented on your friend's status" application probably just isn't working.

Michael
if I'm not 'that other fag', I demand to be

Nicholas Braid
I see you've been talking about me to others. Love me or hate me, you're still thinking about me.

Did you think you were being clever when you copied my comment word for word and used it back at me? You say, "your tedious comments are not worth commenting on" and "there's no need for an essay." Well, you commented on my comment. And your essay, I mean comment, was longer than mine.

I don't need to use dictionary.com, I'm just smarter than you.

Sarcasm and sincerity in the same breath, you're confusing yourself into a stupor! Calm down pussy cat.

I have real friends to interact with, I promise. I just came back from touch football. Ever heard of it? But honestly, whenever I'm annoyed at something I just comment on your updates because it makes me feel better to demoralise an idiot like you. Despite your outwardly bullish demeanour and oh-so-lame comebacks, I know in my heart of hearts that you're crying at home.

Peace and Love,

Braidy


Michael
this fella is pretty keen on himself



Nicholas Braid
hey sykesy you pussy, wasn't talking about you, i was referring to that weird looking tent-from-punchy lookalike, kyle wombat.



ME
braidy gay-dy aids-y.

ok i didn't read all of that cos it was boring after you tried to deconstruct my comment.

but anyway, thanks for playing!... Read More

also michael, i think "that other fag" is kyle.


Michael
i hope nick can find a place in his heart for me! it was hard to track you down after you took your profile off hotmanpie.com, bro

Nicholas Braid
but for what's it worth, you'll always be a full on faggot in my books :)


Michael
books documenting 'full-on faggots'? aren't they just your phonebooks?


ME
oh special. michael seriously, just leave it. you'll never get between nicholas and kyle. one nicholas sets his sights on something he just HAS to have it. he's a bit like veruca salt. (not the band.)


ME
HEYO!!!!

Nicholas Braid
I understand ****, no point in learning from your mistakes because otherwise I wouldn't be able to point them out to you!

Hey guys, when did the dream of becoming a world famous actor transmutate into the reality of becoming a high school drama teacher working and living beyond the black stump?

Later C***s

Michael
omg seacrest OUT!


ME
later! good chats babe LOlziez! xoxoxo


Michael
by the way braids, 'transmutate' is not a word. 'mutate' is, but the 'trans' is redundant. 'transmutate' is actually the name of a transformer. ELOQUENCE FAIL


Nicholas Braid
transmutate is word you silly drama geek. You've been double-checking every word I've written on dictionary.com haven't you! Trying to catch me out? Well it is a word you dumb fuck, it means the act of transforming. Look harder than the first google link and I'm pretty sure you'll have egg all over your face.

Ever heard the Tool lyrics, "... Read Moretransmutate these leaden crutches into gold?" Yeall well it's from the song, "the grudge." just little things that I pick up from time to time, that you're obviously oblivious to.


Michael
i bet you'd like to transmute your leaden crutches and get egg on my face, you sick bastard. i'm familiar with Tool, I've been talking to him on facebook for the last fifteen minutes

Nicholas Braid
yeah yeah


Leigh
HAHAHAHAHA!!! SYKESEEEEZZ! hilarious. HAHA p.s just pointing out that zoey made the dictionary.com reference first...but no you are totally in the right AIDSY

Nicholas Braid
ouch. got me there

Leigh
yesssssssss i win

Nicholas Braid
hahaha the tyranny of the majority. When stupid people with a common cause band together, the outcome is pretty fucking hilarious! Yeah you win leigh, you win the prize for posting the most inane, unthoughtful, nonsensical, innocuous comment out of the lot. It gives me great pleasure to proclaim you as the inaugural meathead of the year!!! Congratulations Leigh!


Michael
that's rich, nick. if it wasn't for stupid people banding together, you never would have been born

Michael
and yes, the outcome was 'pretty fucking hilarious' that time too









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