this is the worst piece of shit i've seen since your mum got drunk and pooed in the sink. (now THAT would make a good 10 minute play!)
synopsis: one girl's mother's funeral is today, the girl and three of her friends are just standing around being lame on stage, then one girl comes along and is accused of being a slut. massive (really shitly choreographed) scrag fight ensues.
As part of the "short and sweet" festival in Brisbane this year, I didn't really expect any of the plays to blow my socks off. I knew there would be some mediocre plays(The history of the world in 7 1/2 minutes) thrown in for good measure. But because my mind actually WAS blown by Eastertoon, Sushiwooshiwoo, and the one about inverted nipples..... it just made this "5 black dresses and a white lily" one seem that much shitter. I really wish that the 5 girls in black dresses on stage were the only ones who had to watch this shitty script come to life. but what surprises me was that people were laughing along at the "funny" parts..... you don't encourage that type of retardedness, that's like giving treats to a dog that keeps licking an electric fence. anyway it just got to the point where i was laughing AT them. I was trying really hard not to, but with lines like "let's never fight again" and "it was supposed to be her day" said with sincere conviction, i just couldn't contain my audible "PPPPPFFFFFFFTTTTT HAHAHAHHAHA WHAT THE F...?" 's.
zero stars
this was shit.
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